You’re Nobody ‘Till…..

Someone on the internets hates you enough to make a faux twitter account in honor of you…

My friends… I have made it.

Why was this started? Because I tweeted about a wedding gift that came in, that was a total surprise. Sorry, we’re 29 days out apparently when people care about you enough to send you something, it arrives unexpectedly at your door. Sorry I’m “materialistic” enough to tweet about this. (I am slightly materialistic, but I admit it, and…it’s not like I don’t care about other things too…)

And for the record? I didn’t come from a wealthy family so I didn’t get super awesome gifts when I was younger, they were heartfelt and wonderful but getting tons of them? Was never my family’s style. So there.

Apparently, I’m kind of a big deal. Trying not to take it personally…trying not to get upset…trying to focus on the task at hand…which at this moment? Is picking out a song for our bridal party to be introduced to…if anyone has suggestions? Feel free to leave them!

  • Wow….that’s crazy!

  • hm…

    vogue by madonna
    you’re my best friend by queen
    respect by aretha franklin
    who let the dogs out – baha men (seriously… this would be hilarious)

    there are some of the off the top of my head helpers. 🙂

    good luck!

  • People are lame! Must mean you’re popular 🙂

  • I love your reaction to this. Once I blogged about shoes, once, and I got a page long comment talking about how vapid I am.

    You are a big deal 🙂

  • Patrick

    It’s been my experience in life that people lash out at people like you. Don’t take this the wrong way. Some people can’t stand genuinely happy people. You’re one of the nicest, most genuine people I know and there’s a certain percentage of the population that has a major defect that makes them compulsively lash out at people that on the surface appear to be happy and completely care-free. Take incidents like these as testaments to your character and the type of life you lead. Don’t even think twice.

  • Haters to the left, man.

  • Ugh.

    Anyway – for Bridal party introduction – my brother-in-law and sister-in-law used the Muppet theme and I thought it was really cute and fun 🙂

  • Amy

    Hahaha…..I would be equally as excited as you, so cheers to all the fun things on your wedding registry!

  • Seriously? Sometimes, people really surprise me. I don’t get it.

    I’m glad that you can laugh about it. You’ve got to with things like this.

  • Wow, I can’t believe someone wrote that – your tweet seemed totally fine to me!

    As for a song, check out this video – could be a great one!

  • wow that is definitely taking it to the next level. and man who cares if you love gifts, i mean who doesn’t love getting gifts!? i think that’s one of the most fun parts of getting married, all the unexpected gifts, even if you did pick them out yourself, haha.

    anyhoo i think you’re awesome. the end.

  • Wow, do people really have nothing better to do with their time?

    Ha. AMAzing. Laugh it up, girl – if people really dislike what you write about that much, they can point their eyeballs elsewhere. 🙂

  • Um that’s a little uncalled for..they’re probably just jealous cause no one wants to marry their bitter ass. Wedding registry is one of the fun parts of a very stressful time so have fun and laugh off the haters.

    Team Heidi!

  • OMG that’s insane!! And so low class from that guy/girl too. It’s okay to be materialistic, we all are from time to time. No judgement honey.

  • Wow, I’m jealous – you’re famous!! But seriously, wedding gifts are so fun. I, for one, can’t stop talking about how awesome my fondue pot is! (It’s CuisineArt from Crate and Barrel – electric!)

    I sort of wanted my party to be introduced to “Friends in Low Places.” Ha, classy, right?

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  • There is so much of this moving through the internet right now. I say there are too many people with too much time on their hands. Either that or they have poor social skills and the computer is their only friend.

  • Clearly this person is single with absolutely no prospects on the horizon, and probably for good reason!